Amouranth recently revealed that she made over $33 million by selling nudes on the platform OnlyFans. The content creator has been fairly open in the past about how much money she makes, but the streamer has never actually published her pay slips until now.
Thirty three million to see this girl naked.
Do these thirsty fags not know that porn sites exist? I’m not trying to pimp out porn sites, but you can find way hotter girls naked pictures just by googling “hot naked girls.”
I’ve never enjoyed cutting a woman down based on her looks, but come on.
And she’s so heavily made up that she barely even looks like the same person in each picture.
And do I even want to know what “Gamer GOO,” is?
And no, she’s not referencing the stuff that these SIMPs shoot out over their computer monitors when she’s showing some cleavage on twitch.
I’m not going to deny that she’s a decent looking girl, and if she had a wonderful personality I can see plenty of guys wanting to hit it.
But come the fuck on. I live in a fairly wealthy area, so I know this skews things, but when I biked down to the beach with my cousin recently I saw a dozen girls way hotter than this broad. Probably more like two dozen. What exactly does “Amouranth,” have to offer beyond her looks.
The content creator is currently among the most watched female streamers on any platform. Amouranth has frequently been the subject of controversy, suffering numerous bans and suspensions during her time on Twitch. The streamer previously noted that switching to OnlyFans was a matter of empowerment, describing the platform as a “much safer environment” than Twitch. Amouranth added that “you get well compensated for it. It feels like you’re taking the power back rather than being a victim.”
I’ve crossed paths with this Amouranth character twice before. Once, when she was involved with Hasan Piker and Ethan Klein whining about being banned from twitch for saying “cracker.”
Basically late last year these millionaires bravely protested their very first corporate censorship. It was even more ridiculous in the case of Hasan, since a big part of his consumerist identity is pretending to hate corporations and billionaires. I don’t know if Amouranth is a breadtube type dipshit, and I don’t really care.
Separate from this I also had the displeasure of seeing her on a stream with Eric “handsome” Hansen. He’s Canada’s best chess player, with a FIDE rating somewhere north of a 2600, and he was tasked with coaching up this dumb bitch so she could compete against a bunch of other vapid whores in something called “Pogchamps.” I don’t know what “Pog,” and “Poggers,” means. I think it means “I’m a stupid person,” when said by a preteen. At least that’s how I interpret it.
Having rewatched that video, unfortunately, apparently he wasn’t coaching her for that stupid event. Instead, Handsome Hansen challenged Amoral Amouranth to a fifteen minute game, and crushed her. That’s pretty expected with a grandmaster going after a beginner player. Except that you might notice something odd about the starting position.
That’s not a glitch. Eric spotted this dumb whore a queen and both his rooks, and he still ended up taking her king out behind the shed and showing her some Southern Mercy.
I do love her face not quite comprehending that she lost.
Look, I get it, he’s a grandmaster, but this was a fifteen minute game FFS. She was up twenty points of material. You can almost make random moves and still win. It’s harder to lose than it is to win, but somehow Amouranth the retard manages.
I guess you’ve got to earn that 288 rating somehow.
288 elo…
For the record, I’m not chess bullying. You can find my account here, and I’m no grandmaster. But trust me when I say that I have never seen a 288 elo in the wild. I didn’t even know that you could get that low. Now I’m wondering if you can go negative, something I think this idiot has an outside shot at if she keeps at the game.
What I’m trying to say is that this is no genius we’re dealing with. Frankly, from what little I saw with Eric Hansen, she’s not much of a conversationalist either. I can see getting a huge crush on a girl with a sharp mind and only decent looks. Hell, I’d encourage it. I’m not saying that she isn’t hot enough to go crazy for if she wasn’t a vapid whore. But she is a vapid whore.
I looked up her twatter and it’s a collection of grifting and “move past your comfort zone into the learning sphere,” aspiration bullshit. This is a dumb broad with nothing to say. She’s got nothing to offer but her pussy, and it’s frankly very mediocre. Somehow she got $33 million just because she’s hot, and she’s not even that hot.
How?
There is an epidemic of thirst in this country, and it can only be sated through political action.
She’s fairly good at whoring
While OnlyFans and the whores there are both disgusting, so are the incels and simps who pay them — while I understand the existence of the former, the existence of the latter really puzzles me.
Like most institutions, fame and success is not entirely earned through meritocratic means, but through nepotism and marketing. Amouranth (Kaitlyn Siragusa) is promoted, marketed and advertised. Her spot as the top thot is chosen by the system and manages her profile and success. There are suspicouns she has kosher ancestry based on her young photos where she has tanned skin, very curly hair and and a prounced nose, but that could just be Italian heritage and it doesn’t really matter since the system has many collaborators. Her modern day appearance is entirely fabricated. It’s all surgery, every part of her has been under the knife, even her skin is bleached.
Kaitlyn Siragusa is the top thot poster girl of ‘sex work’. Her pedastal on Twitch and other places is to promote her ‘work’ as glamourous, empowering, hip, high-earning and high-status. While Twitch should be banning the likes of Amouranth for openly using the platform to sell sex, Twitch refuses to do so despite the majority of Twitch users desire to see her removed. Those same users theorize she’s sleeping with (or giving freebies to) Twitch managers, which is probably true, but the real reason for her ascension and immunity is the fact that the system desires to normalize this behavior for both boys and girls. It wants girls to think this is normal and engage in it themselves, and it inspires boys to either become simps or mysogynists. The system doesn’t want Twitch and Chaturbate to be seperate. It wants them intertwined, and Siragusa’s job is to bridge that gap. She’s a simmering titlating frog in the pan. I have no doubt that most of the money she is given comes from hedge funds to boost her credibility and give the impression to other girls that they can become millionaires by being whores. In reality, ‘sex work’ isn’t a get-rich-quick scheme, and the majority of people doing it barely make minimum wage.