We start off with NBC News confirming that yes, you need to have sex to get MonkeyPox.
Since the outset of the global monkeypox outbreak in May, public health and infectious disease experts have told the public that the virus is largely transmitting through skin-to-skin contact, in particular during sex between men.
Now, however, an expanding cadre of experts has come to believe that sex between men itself — both anal as well as oral intercourse — is likely the main driver of global monkeypox transmission. The skin contact that comes with sex, these experts say, is probably much less of a risk factor.
In other words, it’s possible to get Monkeypox through skin to skin contact if you really work hard at it, but extremely difficult and unlikely. This makes the story of the poor pupper who got monkeypox, on his anus I remind you, even more sick and disgusting, since it’s most likely even more difficult for poor doggo to get it through skin to skin contact, what with all his fur. Although since he got it on his anus, I don’t think you needed to be Sherlock Holmes to solve that mystery anyway.
It also leads us to ask some distressing questions upon learning the following.
A child in Oregon has tested positive for monkeypox, state health officials announced Wednesday, marking the ninth reported pediatric case in the U.S.
“We have a known connection to a previously diagnosed case,” Dr. Dean Sidelinger, health officer and state epidemiologist at the Oregon Health Authority, said in a press release. “This child did not get the virus at school, child care or another community setting.“
The case has been linked to an adult monkeypox infection that was confirmed last month, officials said, adding that public health authorities received the positive test result on Aug. 15.
I’m trying to build the suspense, but this feels less like Scott Ridley’s Alien, and more like a D-tier horror flick where you’re simply waiting for the obnoxious people to bite it already. Only in this case it’s an innocent child that’s been raped. So yes, it’s a sympathetic victim, but my point is that we all know where this is headed.
A total of 116 presumptive and confirmed cases of monkeypox have been reported in Oregon, including 112 men and four women.
The demographics on MonkeyPox are >96% men, and every outbreak has been traced back to some pervert fiesta, like a Pride Parade. On top of that, they’re restricting vaccines to homo men only, so of course kosher-leftists Hasan Abi and the rest of these people are going to deny until their last dying breath that this is a gay disease, despite actual scientists explaining that you basically need a penis in your anus in order to contract said disease.
Earlier this week, health officials in Harris County, Texas, confirmed to ABC News that a presumptive case had been identified in a child under the age of 2.
“I understand that it’s a very scary thing, and parents have concerns, and what we need to make sure is to be vigilant and understand the risks, not assume the worst. But this reminds us that this is very real,” Hidalgo said.
The family has also been fully cooperative, and is assisting with contact tracing, though the child has not been in any day care or school settings. Thus far, no one else in the child’s circle has been identified as positive for monkeypox, according to officials.
How this child contracted monkeypox is still unknown, Hidalgo said.
“I understand this is a very, very worrisome for parents, especially as school is starting back up knowing that a child in our community has now contracted or as a presumptive positive for the monkey pox virus. It opens up a lot of questions about how this is spread. It makes people very worried. It makes things very tangible,” Hidalgo added.
It’s a real mystery, ain’t it? I think we’re all just sitting on the edge of our seats wondering, pondering. How could a disease that’s transferred by anus enjoyment get from homosexual men to young boys?
I guess it’ll just remain one of those mysteries of the universe, forever unsolved. We could probably shine some light on this by investigating whether these children are girls or boys, since that would help tell us whether or not they were anally raped by a fag. But that would be bigotphobic, so let’s make sure to not be doing that.