I’m in between game dev writeups, and I didn’t want this site to be too barren in the meantime. Luckily, Keith Woods has a wonderful new series deboonking Europa: The Last Battle. He also recently clapped back at Joel Davis for building a shrine to Adolf Hitler in his basement.
Keith Woods Substack (Nationalism Doesn’t Need National Socialism):
I saw Adolf Hitler at a grocery store in Dublin yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.
When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Stop supporting these guys.
I’m sorry, I must have mixed something up there. What Woods actually said was:
I went to Madison Pub these guys were talking about on a wee random day, and turns out the nazi leadership hangs out over there all the time. I ran into Hitler, Goebbels, Goring, Himmler, and Bormann, along with some other NSDAP interns.
I was beyond stoked to see them, so I went over to Hitler to say I’m a big fan and a long time supporter of the party. Hitler then proceeded to side-eye to Goebbels, who then laughed and called me a Jennifer. Himmler soon started hitting on me with some hard-to-resist pick-up lines. Goring then shoved a camera in my face and started chanting “JENNY FER JENNY FER” and soon the whole pub followed. Shamefacedly, I turned away and had to go to court to change my name to Jennifer.
Don’t support these guys.
Jaime sent me thirty texts in the past two minutes. She tells me that I still got it wrong. Here’s Woods’ real article.
Wikipedia says the natzees r bad mmkay.
Stop supporting these guys.
A wild Ayatollah Khamenei appears.
It appears that so much of zionist soft power comes from their various slanders, such as the Baby Beheadocaust, the Gravocaust, the Incubator Babyocaust, and the Lampshadocaust. Zionists make sure to pass laws making it illegal to fact-check the lampshadocaust in particular, even to this day, presumably for absolutely no reason. As Woods would say, “when you’re taking flak, you’re definitely not over the target.”
I would very much enjoy seeing Mr. Woods answer the Ayatollah. Perhaps he could additionally redpill Elon “Interesting!” Musk on the lampshadocaust question, so he tones down the ADL-lead censorship on his “free speech platform.” Then again, perhaps the censorship doesn’t matter after all, since Woods is redpilling the normies just fine.
Speaking of the ADL, I was critical of Woods’ #RitualisticallyMurderTheADL campaign, where he tweeted with Dinesh D’Souza, Ben Shapiro, and every other zionist gatekeeper in the general direction of Elon Musk, claiming that the “left wing” ADL was real bad mmmkay because it claimed to speak for Jews, but actually didn’t. However, there’s good news! The ADL is no longer a left wing organization. In fact, they’ve become big fans of our glorious leader, Donald Trump.
Two prominent former Obama White House officials have condemned the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) for supporting President Donald Trump’s deportation order against foreign-born students who protested Israel this week.
After permanent U.S. resident Mahmoud Khalil became the first person to be arrested and detained by ICE under Trump’s order for the deportation of students who protest Israel, the ADL came out in support of Khalil’s arrest.
“We firmly believe there should be swift and severe consequences for those who provide material support to foreign terrorist organizations, incite violence in support of terrorist activities, or conceal their identities in order to harass and intimidate Jewish individuals and institutions with impunity,” the organization said in a statement. “We appreciate the Trump Administration’s broad, bold set of efforts to counter campus antisemitism — and this action further illustrates that resolve by holding alleged perpetrators responsible for their actions.”
He did it Goyim! He turned the ADL into a right wing organization.
There is one clear and obvious example of a country successfully overthrowing ZOG, and it was done by the fascists that Woods hates, because they were mean to Poles or something. There are no examples of Total Aryan Victory achieved by the Optics Chads, and I’m not re-litigating this debate again. No one ever said that you need to prance around in SS uniforms, and Woods does not need our approval to Optics his way into power, which presumably involves tweeting alongside Benny Shapiro a dozen more times.
From the comments under Woods’ first article deboonking “Europa: The Last Battle.”
Apparently Brandon Martinez, the only guy who ever took the fascist to libertarian pipeline in reverse, is a big fan. He’s got a new National Conservatism thing he’s pushing, and it sure is a real thing.
