Wife of E-Hobbit Beardsoy Beardly Leaves him for Black Lover

In the telegram comment section of a random article of mine one of our beloved readers and subscribers informed me that Beardsoy’s wife had left him.

Well that’s a real shock. Here we see Beardsoy’s wife with him.

And here we see her with her bull.

I’ve been informed through my heterosexual plants in the LoserNat “movement,” that Beardly Beardson had a very intimate and personal relationship with his wife’s bull. Nevertheless, his heartless bitch left him. Truly, all women are duplicitous whores.

I mean what woman wouldn’t want a late 30’s husband with no real job or career prospects who hangs out with homosexual teenagers who occasionally pretend to be taking over the (((Republican Party)))? My number one advice I give to young men is to avoid traditional forms of heteromasculinity and do livestreams of pokemon pack reveals to constantly online teenagers. That’s what makes the ladies wet.

And to the extent that Beardson might not have his life perfectly together to be a family man, he makes up for it with his rugged good looks. When wahmen get knuckle deep in their gashes they don’t think of Brad Pitt, Chris Hemsworth, or Henry Caville. They think about Beardson getting on his little hands and knees and expertly slobbering all over their clits.

Beardsoy isn’t taking it particularly well, but he’s turned his personal tragedy into motivation to sit in front of a camera and be boring, like always. Beardsoy is either currently doing or just finished a 24 hour stream where he got over $2k in donations, which for him is more than a months grift all at once.

Our heterosexual plants mentioned earlier tell us that his wife took the car. Luckily, Beardson gets to keep the pokemon cards that are extremely important to him as a late 30’s man.

The Beardsoy saga is the perfect example of what the Manlet Cult is referring to when they claim that all women will divorce you no matter how alpha you are. I mean Beardsoy did everything right. He was madly attractive. He had a great job, and a promising career, and had just hit jackpot on a very valuable charmander card. He was caring and supportive of his wife, even wiping the sweat off her brow when she was finished having sex with other men. And was that enough for her, absolutely not.

Emma Watson, who is standing over my shoulder as I type this, keeps expressing concern. She says that Beardson is the lowest quality human being she has ever seen in her life, and that he would instantly disqualify any political movement, really any group at all, from being serious simply by being a member, let alone leader. Don’t listen to her goyim, that’s simply the perfidious nature of wahmens.

After Patrick Casey left, Beardsoy became the stud of the AmNats, since there was some evidence that he had gotten pussy at some point in his life.

BTW, I don’t know if his wife left him for someone specific. From the sounds of it, she just up and got the fuck out of there. Poor woman, I hope she finds someone better.