Just the other day I was wondering if I should go out to the store and get a dildo and shove it up my ass, or if I should go with the boring, yet familiar real human penis. As if Google was reading my mind, I got the following recommended to me on JewTube.
Unfortunately the video is age restricted, so it won’t embed properly on the site. All you need to know is that it’s called “Real Dick vs Dildo Challenge,” and this is a screencap of that channels home page.
I’m sorry what is that I saw near the bottom there.
Because who wouldn’t be excited to take a human fist up their anus?
Bigots.
Speaking of taking it up the ass, before we get into the original video I found another quickly perusing that channel called “Gay Porn Stars Bottoming Secrets.”
I watched it the entire way through so you don’t have to, but it was mostly just gross. There is this one pretty cracked out part halfway through where the fag in the red shirt says the following, after being asked what helps him take it up the ass better.
Toys are really good. Buttplugs I find were my biggest uhm help, I guess, in terms of not so much taking depth, but taking width. Especially if you’re a real beginner having those kits that have got the slight – maybe like three in a pack, and they’ve got different sizes and you can just plop them in.
Do like errands around the house like laundry or cooking or like watch TV. Just like leave it in for like an extended amount of time. Make sure you remember it’s in there because if you forget then it’s gonna end up in your
*the fags all start laughing together*
I mean I’m so loose now they just fall out automatically.
Who hasn’t had a buttplug just fall out of their prolapsed anus and into the toilet before? #MonkeyPoxProblems amirite?
With that out of the way, let’s get into the Real Dick vs Dildo Challenge.
This is literally the very first frame of the video.
DaveyWavey: Can you put it in a little bit more?
It starts off with a bang, literally. An extremely perverted bang that probably involves AIDS and MonkeyPox, but a bang nevertheless.
DaveyWavey: So with all the lastest advances in dildo technology we’re doing an experiment today to see if I can tell the difference between dildos from AdamMail.com and real dick. The real dick being your dick.
The latest. The latest advances in dildo technology.
This is the purpose of civilization. It’s to keep these two perverts alive long enough to consoom the latest dildo technology.
I know people are thinking they’re like “oh this is clearly just an excuse for me to get fucked by you,” and like that is not at all the case. This is about Science because like facts matter. The sky is blue, the World is round, climate change is real. This is, this is activism. Like today we are going to be anal activists.
Anal activists might be the most ridiculous and yet awesome term for these people I have ever heard. Like, if some fag showed up at one of our rallies and said that he supported us, except he was an Anal Activist I’d honestly just let him into the party no question asked. You’ve got to have a sense of humour about these things.
I’ll spare you the horror of the experiment, and catch up with you during the aftermath. Almost the creepiest part of this entire thing is that they handle the dildos that were just in his ass. And not just handle, play with them. He slaps his neck with them, and fondles them.
And he even specifically says that they still have some lube on them. So no, they didn’t have clean spares that they used, it’s literally covered in whatever was in his rectum.
DaveyWavey: So Igor, did we learn anything today? I’m just surprised at how difficult it was when you don’t know that it’s a dildo to figure out if it’s a dildo or a real dick. I’m really impressed with the technology.
And I think that especially right now when people are at home with the quarantine, people are not having sex in the ways they were before, it’s nice to know that you can use a toy like this and – and get a lot of pleasure and a lot of fun out of it.
The dildos are stepping up their game.
Great news everyone, the dildos are stepping up their game. There’s never been a better time to have one in your ass.
This is the grossest thing you’ve ever posted by a long margin… You’ve got a stronger stomach than mine.
And this is perfectly fine on youtube, but questioning the hollowcast is going to cause great harm?
I reflexively blame the jews for this.