Horrified onlookers gathered as American activist and commenter Jonathan Greenblatt was the victim of a fatal shark attack Monday morning, at a popular beach in Sydney, Australia. Video captured from numerous gatherers shows Greenblatt’s harrowing final moments. Our editorial team decided not to publish this disturbing video. However, we transcribed Greenblatt’s final words, which were carried clearly over the water.
SAVE ME YOU STUPID GOYIM! AHHH. AHHH. OWWWWW. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU YOU FUCKING CATTLE! AHHHHH. *drowning noises* AHHHHHH. HELP. ME. SLAVES. *dies*
– Jonathan Greenblatt
Greenblatt was in Australia to push for harsher anti-semitism hate speech laws and financial aid to Israel, and reports show that his meeting with conservative lawmakers was quite a success. Meanwhile, the police are investigating the shark attack as an anti-semitic incident, and have not ruled out Iranian and Hamas support. Donald Trump has already vowed to implement Palantir in order to make the waters safe for democracy.
Greenblatt has received an outpouring of bi-partisan support from American politicians. Many legislators claimed to be in a stupor, unsure of what to do next, since Greenblatt died before he could give them their latest weekly orders. Our reporter in Washington, Esther Noseblatt, sat down with Marco Rubio, who told her that he was also left in the dark, but was going to give extra taxpayer money to Israel and push for anti-semitism hate speech laws, just to make sure that he didn’t get JFK’d, or that his bubble party escapades didn’t get leaked by Epstein.
Nancy Pelosi and Jeb Bush put out the following joint statement on BlueSky.
When we said that, should the entire United States of America be destroyed in a nuclear attack, we would still make it our personal mission to serve Israel, we were speaking Yahweh’s truth. But no matter how hard we worked for Israel, Greenblatt always worked harder. Whether it was getting multinational corporations like Google to censor uppity White nazis, or siccing the FBI on pro-Palestine protesters, Greenblatt could always be counted on to serve God’s Chosen People. No matter how hard and thankless the task, Greenblatt could always be seen with a smile on his face, hands rubbing together in glee.
Many leftists openly celebrating Greenblatt’s devouring on social media. Some went so far as to dub the killer beast “Yahya Sharkwar,” and have flooded TikTok and BlueSky with AI generated posts of a shark wearing a Hamas bandana.
Many brave conservatives have clapped back.
Democrats support this because it was a great white liberal privileged shark. Once again, Democrats are the real racists. #blacksfortrump
– PatriotMother48
Greenblatt used to be a Democrat. However, it was apparent the he got redpilled at some point, which is why he finally came around and started supporting Donald Trump and Republicans. That’s why Israel had him killed.
– LouisianaQEnjoyer184
A glance at my timeline shows plenty of Democrats celebrating this murder. As if anyone should ever side with a shark over a person. This is where environmentalism gets you. It’s an anti-human liberal disease upon civilization.
– James Woods
10% discount on dildos for anyone who uses the promocode #HamasSharks
– Rabbi Shmuley
Unfortunately, a vocal minority of online trolls appeared to revel in Greenblatt’s death. One user on X wrote “what does that shark and the entire US senate have in common? They’ve both had Greenblatt’s penis in their mouth.” Elon Musk has since censored that account, re-affirming his commitment to free speech.
Other members of what has traditionally been referred to as the “hard-right” were far more supportive. We interviewed Nathan Khazin, former IDF soldier and co-founder of the Azov Battalion, and he asked us to print this statement of his.
Jonathan Greenblatt was one of our most consistent supporters against Russia. Second to no one except perhaps George Soros, Greenblatt ensured that we would have the weapons to sit in a hole and get killed by Russian artillery. It does not surprise us that the Duginists who sided with the Eurasianist armies of Putin and The Kremlin, the most anti-White Government anywhere in the world, are celebrating the horrific death of one of the White race’s most ardent supporters.
Fellow Jew, Bronze Age Pervert, joined Khazin’s calls for respect and civility by posting shirtless pictures of male bodybuilders. He also demanded an answer to an age old question that has dogged philosophers since the time of Aristototle. Should you let Ares, the Roman God of War, have sex with your wife?
Catboi Respecter Nick Fuentes had this to say.
This feels like a nightmare. One of the most horrific things I’ve ever seen.
I feel absolutely gutted and devastated. Pray for Jonathan Greenblatt’s soul, his young family and for our country.
Given the gravity of today’s events, I will not be doing a show tonight.
Instead, let us all say a prayer for the repose of Jonathan Greenblatt’s soul and for his grieving family.
How we choose to respond to this watershed moment is profoundly important and we should all sleep on it. The hatred has to stop. Our country needs Christ now more than ever.
While some in Fuentes’ twitter thread were critical of him, many Groypers responded in the affirmative.
“It’s called grace and respect.”
– KillAllJewsAndWomen89489
“If leftists would celebrate his death, they’d celebrate your death as well. If that shark would have eaten him, it would also have eaten you.”
– RadicalRepublicanGroyper93
“He had a family! Won’t someone please think of the children!”
– RapistGroyper04
Wignats really be out there celebrating political violence just because Kirk wasn’t fully redpilled on a few issues.
– TedKazynzkiTotalViolenceEnjoyer1488
Telegram microcelebrity Joel Davis was also vigourous in his defense of the American Republican Party.
The eating of Jonathan Greenblatt was yet another act of left-wing terrorism. Their blood is on all their hands. Leftism is a genocidal cult against the White race and must be eradicated from the Earth.We must blame this murder on the entire Left, on every single politician, activist and commentator who expresses an anti-conservative viewpoint. We should also go much harder on the Palestinian Communists, who celebrate when sharks eat White men like Jonathan Greenblatt.According to leftism, if you are a proud right winger like Greenblatt you deserve to get eaten by a shark. There’s no point playing nice against these people, no matter how optical and “reasonable” your conservatism is, they will call you a nazi and want you dead anyway.
A leftist once stole my cat. Then he trained this cat to claw conservatives who pushed for lower taxes for Jew billionaires. Would you train a cat to claw conservatives? Would you train a tiger to maul Ben Shapiro? Idiots like Eric Striker might, as they are part of the disease against the White race known as leftism.
There is no discussion with leftists cat stealers. There is only power.
I’d really appreciate it if you guys let me set the movement back a decade by seething constantly about leftists, as if there would be something called the left without Jews. Jazzhands McFeels was calling it the Judeo-Left ten years ago, and even Andrew Anglin was doing the same, but I’d really appreciate it if you guys would pretend with me that some mentally ill body positive activists are a real threat to Western Civilization, even after witnessing two years of the butthole-left getting defunded and fired, thus proving that they never ran fuck all and were always, at best, middle management.
My best friend is in jail right now because Jews run my country. That shows the importance of attacking “the left.” No subverted, fake pro-Palestinian group supports the NSN, so even though no conservative group supports the NSN, it’s very important to side with them and kiss their asses constantly. We national socialists need to keep identifying with the right and against the Left, even though the Right hates us more than they hate antifa, and it confuses the public into thinking we’re a bunch of retards who support capitalism.
Also, remember when I was aggressively berating everyone for not being tradcaths? I’ve dropped that annoying divide and conquer bullshit, just like I dropped my Optics Cuck persona that preceeded it. However, I might go back to it, even though I have a Baphomet tattoo, because why not?
I would like to reproduce a few comments this channel received, after news of Greenblatt’s demise first broke.
As someone who is ideologically pretty close to yourself – and holds many of the same criticisms of Jonathan Greenblatt’s politics – I can say that your response to Greenblatt’s devouring is, in a word, grotesque.
In a few more words? Outlandishly tone deaf. Irony poisoned. A window into the soul of a man who has entered the final stage of gazing long into the abyss and becoming one with the inky blackness of the nihilistic evils that you once vowed to fight to the bitter end.
Realistically, if you removed the ghoulish gravedancing and pointless sarcasm throughout your lengthy anti-eulogy, and showed just a sliver of human compassion for a man whose shocking murder just traumatized the entire world, then you could have actually written something worth reading. You could have made some fair but trenchant arguments pointing out the very real flaws inherent in Jonathan Greenblatt’s philosophy in a way that would have appealed to a wider audience than your 12 readers who already agree with everything you say.
If you’re still unwilling to pause and reflect for a single moment, consider the fact that you’ve had nearly the same exact reaction to Jonathan Greenblatt’s murder as Andrew Anglin did. Oh, and Mike Enoch Peinovich as well. Cold-blooded, sarcastic schadenfreude. All 3 of you are now estranged friends-turned-enemies, but you have all equally lost your humanity along with your ability to relate to anyone outside of your tiny echo chambers.
I don’t know what else to tell you. I used to enjoy your blog from time to time. I respected you and what was once a very promising political/philosophical movement that should have had a bright future. I hoped all along that you guys would snap out of the backbiting, nihilistic crab-bucket pity party that you’ve been in since it dawned on you that Trump wasn’t going to reopen Auschwitz, and that you would rediscover your purpose. Now? I’m done being disappointed. You and the other remnants of the alt-right have become so unlikeable, so dedicated to poisoning everyone else’s good efforts towards rescuing our civilization, that you almost make me want to support Israel just out of spite. ALMOST.
On a positive note, since Jonathan Greenblatt had been a rather tall man (6’3″ or so), you weren’t able to ridicule a man you dislike for being shorter than you, for once.
Brutal. Truly crushing. Another comment from the Temporarily Embarrased Conservative Party Insiders.
You’re a fucking retard.
This is a golden opportunity to radicalise people, and permanently online spergs are wasting it with retarded purity spiralling.
A vacuum has presented itself, and all you need to do to occupy it is not be a fucking moron.
And White Nationalists still have the gall to act surprised that they’re still utterly irrelevant.
It’s not clear what opportunity has presented itself with Greenblatt’s death, but it is clear that anyone who isn’t using it is a moron.
I would ask that comments remain civil. Greenblatt may have been a Jew supremacist as hellbent on destroying White People as Arabs, but this guy had a family. His three beautiful children will never be able to rush into daddy’s arms as he comes home from a long day directing the FBI to arrest Goyim who hurt his feelings.
Greenblatt may have gotten Trump censored years ago, but as a noted by many, he was getting redpilled by Elon Musk, a man hated by the left.
Wignats are stuck in the distant past of two years ago, when the ADL was a leftist organization. These fragile woke nazis are still butthurt over the imprisonment of our guys at Charlottesville, or the constant harassment by law enforcement. They can’t see that the Jews need us! The Left is really hurting their feelings right now, and those evil brown people in the Middle East are fighting back against Jews murdering their babies. We have the perfect opportunity to be useful, obedient slaves to them.
But the irony-poisoned constantly online guys are spitting on this opportunity. As if Palantir spying will be used against them, instead of the anti-semitic Left. Guyz, the Patriot Act might have been a disaster, but letting James Lindsay decide who gets thrown in jail for hate speech will turn out great.
At a certain point, I don’t know what to say to these doofuses. Read Captive Dreamer, or Bronze Age Pervert. Those guys understood what the alt-right couldn’t. When you side with zionists, you win.
Not “win” as in get policy, but you get to feel like you’re winning, which is just as good. Also, if you’re a really talented shill, Jews might pay you enough money that you get to, like Charlie Kirk, live in a gated community far away from the consequences of the policies you shill for. So it’s one fake win after another.
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. We could be vibing until the cows come home. All it takes is to accept our role as gay little choir boys who don’t chuckle when our racial enemies get got.
What’s next, not writing paeans to Charlie Kirk?
