Ethan Ralph and Nick Fuentes have officially changed their Facebook statuses to “single.” Fuentes was hanging in there for a while with “it’s complicated,” but undercover journalists embedded in the homosexual death cult known as Anal First, Second, and Third, have reported that Fuentes has also changed his relationship status to “single pringle,” and was seen uploading new photos to his Grindr account.
Fuentes and Ralph were the internet version of the absurdly toxic real life couple who everyone knows are going to end their relationship at some point with a huge blowup. The only unknown was the precise level of entertainment and violence we would be treated to during the inevitable split.
It really does not matter what particular tiny little thing got blown way out of proportion to cause this. Nevertheless, out of idle curiosity I decided to search Ethan Ralph’s telegram channel for the inciting incident.
Two days ago he was excited to attend “Fuentes Rally 2,” some event that I had never heard of until I sat down to write this piece. I have no idea when “Fuentes Rally 1,” happened, or what the Gaypers are even rallying about. That I hadn’t heard anything about Nick Fuentes or these gay little shindigs for months is pretty damning for a guy who clearly believes that there’s no such thing as bad
tranny porn publicity.
It’s possible that I’m misinterpreting Ethan Ralph, and he was ironically pretending to be excited about showing up at “Fuentes Rally 2.” Ethan Ralph’s telegram account descends into incoherence fairly quickly. This is unsurprising, considering that Ethan Ralph is an alcoholic pill popper. All we know is that it’s more homosexual drama garbage from the serious, optical Republican Party outsiders.
There’s some reference to “snowflake gang”. Apparently, they were posting pictures of 10 year old girls and talking about raping them. It’s disgusting, tedious, and entirely unsurprising considering the crowd. It’s also something that Ethan Ralph was totally fine with up until yesterday.
Ethan Ralph proceeded to doxx at least half a dozen high up Gaypers on both his twitter and telegram accounts. Jim, also known as Mr. Metokur, blotted out the information when posting about this dumpster fire, but trust me, Ralph put out their names and phone numbers.
I went on Randbot for some answers but they were just wrapping up the stream at that point. He did tell me that they got to see The Ralphamale get kicked off Cozy.Tv live. This is the same “censorship free,” site that kicked Jaden McNeil off after the Kino Revelations.
I was still mildly curious as to what caused the blowup this time. I wanted to know just how retarded this entire situation was, and expected to find something at least somewhat juicy. Instead I found this wall of text.
The gist of it appears to be that Ethan Ralph is even more of a disaster than normal right now while going through a painful divorce. He’s been hitting the pills hard, and he’s such a mess that even cum huntin‘ Nicky Fuentes doesn’t want to be seen with him.
This sequence of events is all but confirmed by Jim.
There was drama as to whether or not The Ralphamale was going to arrive at Fuentes Cuckfest 2. Eventually he decided he wanted to, and showed up at the event. There he received the firm cold shoulder from the tradtwink godfather.
The Alpha Whale shows up, notices how empty the parking lot is, gets turned away, and proceeds to start an e-war with the Catboy Respecting Serious Optical Guys.
There was a time when I delved deep into the homosexual cult known as “America First.” There was a time when it seemed important to write multiple 4k word long effort posts explaining how fake their “strategy,” was. Then there was a phase where it was fun to point and laugh. At this point, I’m embarrassed that I even know who these people are. They are bitchier and less mature than fourteen year old girls. They are so far removed from real politics that I can’t even call them unserious.
Ethan Ralph is one of the most garbage people I have ever had the misfortune of writing about. I’m not sure that I have ever met someone quite as awful as him in real life, with the exception of junkies I passed on the street. Nick Fuentes is a sociopathic fraud with an embarrassingly small cult. As if those two on their own aren’t bad enough, they bring in Andrew “Biological Failure” Anglin. His words of wisdom are “We are a cult.”
The Gaypers are the pathetic conclusion of constantly online psuedo-politics. As of time of writing, you can go and find “FuentesRally” which they got trending on twatter. You have never met a group of people more enthused about something so pathetic.
You’d be right to agree that Fuentes has a decent take above. He only has said take because Kalergi Tate made fun of Fuentes.
This is after months of Fuentes sucking off the Tate parasites, including just a few weeks prior.
You hear that? Morally pure sex trafficker, scammer, and women abuser Andrew Tate was too redpilled and alpha, which is why “they” had to imprison him. To be clear, he is literally charged with “being too redpilled and alpha for the matrix.” Shaking my head at the bluepilled betas who want the guy who brags about exploiting lonely men for money shoved into jail. Goddamn feminazis.
The suckjob of the Tate Brothers was months in the making.
Here Fuentes ups the ante by calling TikTok a haven of “anti-woke” content.
And here Fuentes says that Tate found God or something.
But then Kalergi Tate makes fun of Fuentes, and FRIENDSHIP OVER! I’ve been through too many of these mini cycles with the Mixed Race Mexican Child Saviour of the Mestizo Race to even pretend that I care. They are both shitty content creators without a shred of political seriousness. Had Fuentes not been rebuked he would be joining the chorus of e-right fags worshipping the parasites right now.
Someone should make a fictional movie inspired by Nick Fuentes and the Gayper Cult, and I mean that in the absolute worst way. You wouldn’t even need to make much up. Play this pathetic “Let’s GOOOOOOOOOO,” bullshit pumped out by 48 year old zoomers a half decade after Fuentes’ last moderately credible pretenses of political relevance were catboi dated away into the ether to an audience of normal people in a movie theater and watch them all be too stunned to even giggle.
That’s always been one of the major problems I’ve had writing about Fuentes, to say nothing of the hangers-on like Beardlet. The guy has always been a cringey faggot who could only attract an audience online, because 99.9% of people have better things to do with their lives. He, and the rest of the Homosexual Republican Party Outsiders are less popular and relevant than Jehova’s Witnesses.
Above the bizarre freakshow of losers who have congregated to be sad together online are celebrating their “ratioing,” of Elon Musk, another fake political LOLcow, albeit one who actually has things going for him in life. For the record, they didn’t even ratio Elon Musk. I couldn’t care less if they did, but they didn’t. His “!!” tweet clearly has more than twice as many likes as comments.
As an aside, I clicked on that tweet by Musk himself earlier, and was presented with a little tab that told me that I was subscribed to him. Despite this, there is a big bar in the top right of the tweet that gives me the opportunity to subscribe.
Elon has borked Twatter, and I think that could explain why I couldn’t get any video of Fuentes Cuckfest 2. I desperately wanted some, because the audio quality was laughable and the speeches were pathetic, even the parts clipped by the Gaypers. That’s not including the first ten minutes when Fuentes was on mute.
When I went to download the videos from twdown.net, I got this every time.
I can’t know the exact reason, but it’s safe to just assume that Elon Musk messed something up. Maybe it was intentional, maybe it wasn’t. Either way, Threads will probably outcompete Twitter soon, so it’s a short term problem.
For a while Jim, one of the most talented guys on the internet, became a relatively one-note Fuentes alog. He has since moved on, but this dumpster fire brought him back.
If you want to keep watching this trainwreck, I suggest that you head on over to his Poast account. I’m stepping out here.
I highly recommend everyone check out the latest NJP Weekly Report with Warren Balogh and a local NJP activist guest. Real activism, even hearing about it, should help wash the taste of this constantly online clown fiesta out of your mouth.